- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

all jokes aside...

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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