How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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i like it in the mouth

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Please? No.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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