- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

woman's lacrosse

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

An Asian man fails a math test

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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