- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Women's Rights

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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