- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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