What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Life

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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