- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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