WHAT THE BABIES?!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

good one jess !!

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A French man gets into a fight

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

How come anti jokes r funny

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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