There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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what has genitial warts? me

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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