How come anti jokes r funny

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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