- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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