What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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