I don't believe in giraffes.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Once upon a time, The end.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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