- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

your moms my other ride

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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