How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Adele walks into the stables

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

I'm rick james bitch

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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