Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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