- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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