Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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My Boyfriend

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Waffles ate my grandma

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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