- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

DEATH.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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