- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Woman rights.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Women's rights.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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