How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

The Big Band Theory

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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