How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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