- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

AIDS.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Health food.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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