Dakota Fanning

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Women's rights.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

rocky is here again.......................

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Where's my tractor?

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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