- Anti Joke

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

69 what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.