What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Mitt Romney

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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