Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Your Mom

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Mitt Romney

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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hard cheese

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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