Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Man U

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Miscarriages.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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poop.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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