- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Bark I'm a tree

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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