Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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