Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Homonyms should be band.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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