What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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