- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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