How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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