Women's rights

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A miserable man committed suicide.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Top Gear USA

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

sweating like antoni with a girl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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