- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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