Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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