Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Youre mom is so dead...

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Hi what I lug you

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

your mom was so fat that she died.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What comes after 23? 24.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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