- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

I am a joke. I am funny.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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