What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Jayden Eccles

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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