Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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