There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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