Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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