"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

The Princess is in another castle

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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