Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Obama

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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