Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Racial equality.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Where's the dick??? east

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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