A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

The lion swallowed his pride.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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