Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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mark lawson likes boys

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Anti Joke

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