- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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