- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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