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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what's red and horny a red unicorn

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

jibby jobby

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

canada

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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