knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

You suck big fat slobber

thumb_up thumb_down -3

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

thumb_up thumb_down -3

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

canadians

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops