Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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whats white and sticky glue

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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