where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

White men's rights

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Anti Joke

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