- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My dad

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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