- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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