why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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