- Anti Joke

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.