Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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DERP

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What's the deal with brown?

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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