- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

There is no joke here, stop reading.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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