- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

I'm sn otter

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