What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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