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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Justin Beiber

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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