Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

you...

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

That's what SHE said!

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Firgen and the blung brigade

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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