Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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