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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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