Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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