Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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