I have suicidal thoughts

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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