Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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