Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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