Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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knock knock come in!

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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this site is an antijoke

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Daym im romantic

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Illumati Confirmed

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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